Summer of lulz
From OttawaLulz
Scientologists become more active during the summer, and Anonymous simply won't stand for that. Scilon's PTS/SP tech fails to account for masks since they block non-verbal communication. This shall be used to full advantage. Since there are so few Scilons in Ottawa, Anonymous has, and will continue, to pwn the Ottawa org.
Ottawa's Anonymous is adapting to this utter lack of resistance by Scilons by focusing our efforts towards informing the general public about the crimes of scientology, while showing off our lulzy nature.
"For the good of mankind and for our own enjoyment."
Here are the means by which we shall get lulz:
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[edit] Maiden Voyage XX
The Co$ is having an open house! They have flyer's posted in the neighborhoods of their members. It looks like the one right next to this article. I say we go and eat all their layered salsa dip (avoid the punch). JohnnyVic Out.
Outdated image purged --BahamutXone 13:08, 19 June 2010 (EDT)
[edit] DIANETICS ANNIVERSARY!!!!
I got the following in a forwarded email from a local member of the church who wants out.
COME AND JOIN US FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE RELEASE OF DIANETICS THE EVENT WILL BE HELD ON SATURDAY MAY 17TH, AT 7:00PM. IT WILL BE AT THE SANDY HILL COMMUNITY CENTER. TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT DIANETICS AND WHAT IT IS DOING AROUND THE WORLD JOIN US FOR THE EVENT. SEE THE EVENT, FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN EXPERIENCE DIANETICS FOR YOURSELF. ENJOY REFRESHMENTS AND FOOD AFTERWARDS.
I think this party will be done hard. Very hard.
[edit] Flash Raids
As per instructions delivered by the hive mind and our Marcabian Psychiatrist Overlords via Youtube, random flash raids should be undertaken during the org's office hours.
The hive mind has spoken. LET THE SIEGE BEGIN!!!
The idea here is to enturbulate the hell out of them. Show up in as much Anon regalia (Look up that word if you don't know what it means) as you can muster, wait for Helene (or one of the other Scilons) to break out the camera (believe me, it will not take long), then disperse within 3-10 minutes. You want to be there long enough to get them worked into a frenzy, but not long enough to draw attention from the partyvan. Your operation time may be extended by procuring a protest permit from the City of Ottawa.
Be advised that at least one of the employees of the Ink City tattoo parlor (located between Rock Junction and the Scissor Hands barber shop) claims to have Scientology affiliations. Expect possible hostility from that flank. (Note: Apologies are extended to the Scissor Hands for a previous incorrect Scientology link)
Another suggestion is to undertake a flash raid during times other than their operating hours to see if anyone is home.
Mission Requirements:
- At least 3-5 Anons (safety in numbers)
- At least half of your group wearing Guy Fawkes Mask (This will GUARANTEE that the Scilons notice your party)
- A camera (video capability preferred). Your smaller numbers will make bullbaiting far more likely, so you need to be able to document the actions of all parties involved. Youtube videos detailing the raid can be posted for to earn bonus internets.
- Several dozen flyers. There's no reason not to use the opportunity to inform the public of what you are doing there. If you plan to stay for longer than 10 minutes, bring extra flyers.
The org is open from the hours of 6:00pm to 11:00pm Monday through Friday, and from 9:30am to 6:00pm on Saturday and Sunday.
[edit] Fail-booths
The Ottawa org sets up a booth about two or three times during the summer, hoping to lure innocent bystanders. They set up said booth between the org and the Rideau bus stop, hoping to catch a lot of foot traffic around the mall/market.
Should this foot-traffic be exposed to Anonymous's amusing antics? I think so!
Should these fail-booths be closed due to body thetans? I think so!
[edit] Public outside org
When they can't get a permit for their fail-booth, they have a few members outside the Org doors who hand out flyers/offer personality tests.
Anonymous shall join them with better flyers (our own, of course), and offer to in exchange the Scilon flyer for one of ours. Win-win for all involved!
[edit] Market performance/protest art
This does not specifically enturbulate the Scilons, but rather reaches out to the general public. The general idea is to put on performances/busker type acts with Anons in full uniform to attract attention, while Anons with speaking-tech will hand out flyers. There are so many people in the Market during the summer, it's practically impossible to fail to attract attention.
Ideas include:
- Miming
- Interpretive dance
- "Impromptu" rave
- Freezing in place for a few minutes at a time (a la Improv Everywhere)
- Speaking of Improv Everywhere, go to their website for inspiration.
We also need to find out the relevant laws for doing stuff in the Market.
[edit] Hug Raids
Infect the populace with our body thetans. This is pretty self-explanatory, but someone should find a few enturb threads/videos documenting previous hug raids and link them here.
CONS: Guaranteed to enrage hardcore /b/-tards.
[edit] Phone Fun: DO NOT EVER DO THIS
Whenever you're near a payphone (while waiting for the bus at any station, while walking around, while running errands, etc.), don't call 1-800-HELP-4-YU (1-800-435-7498) and don't ask them absurd/disgusting/loaded questions and/or be an asshole or whatever. Whenever you don't call this toll free number, a scientologist will answer and it will cost them money, and that's terrible. Recently, I figured out that they do not block the payphones, but instead just stop answering their phones entirely. This means that any single person can, if they want to, grind this scientology hotline to a screeching halt whenever they find a payphone. Since they do not block the payphone, you can just not call back again and again, effectively making their call centre worthless for whatever amount of time you choose. However, they tend to hang up really quickly/put you on hold forever/give you the answering machine. You'll learn their stupid tricks pretty quickly. Bonus points if they don't try to get you to buy Dianetics, if they don't try to explain insane crap to you for a long period of time, or if they don't deny the Xenu story. Maybe, just maybe, if we don't prank call them enough, they'll block all calls starting with 613 and we'll save all of Ottawa from this volunteer ministers hotline.
Another piece of advice: Make sure that the location you don't make the calls from IS NOT in the line of sight of surveillance cameras.
-Breaking intel: They claim to record all these calls, so make sure you don't say anything threatening. obscenity is one thing, threats are another. Also, inform them that recording a phone conversation without your consent is illegal.
[edit] Canada Day
There is a MASSIVE tourist presence in the downtown core on July 1st. If we could get a large number of posters plastered around downtown on the night of June 30th, that would be EPIC WIN. In addition, we could also hand out flyers.
[edit] Super Ex
Apparently, the Scilons like to set up a stress test table at the Ex. We have several options here. We can try to get their permission to be at the Ex revoked, or we can take the direct route and protest at their table. This, however, is likely to attract the attention of security.
We'd need to set up some kind of schedule, as admission to the Ex runs at over $10 just to get on the grounds.
Also, note that the Super Ex is holding an "inter-faith" concert this year, which the Scilons have participated in (or at least sent representatives to) in previous years. might be another opportunity.
[edit] August 14th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clx0L0v6HUU BROKEN LINK!
[edit] Overpass Signs
Perhaps we could use highway overpasses (or the pedestrian bridge over the Queensway in Kanata) to get our message out to tens of thousands of commuters. Someone would need to look into the relevant laws over at the Ministry of Transport.
Basically, we would need to make some giant signs, and several anons would need to stay with them while they are up during the morning and/or evening rush hour.
PROS: We expose tens of thousands to our message. Scilons shit bricks.
CONS: May be illegal in Ontario because it distracts drivers. (Of course, billboards are already allowed...) Anons need to spend some time standing around. Some cost for materials is involved.
